Writing Fail?

Posted by | February 06, 2010 | General | No Comments

My idea of posting a new written thing every day is going through a bit of fail. I will perservere though. Yesterday I wrote something, but didn’t post it here. Tonight i will continue strong! However, in spirit I’m still winning. I’m averaging approx. 1 writing per day.


This is what I did last night. A bit of a cop out but… meh


It’s Friday night and

I have nothing to do.

I find

myself

at loose ends.

 

Once upon a time,

this would have distressed me.

Now

it’s a bit of relief.

 

Perhaps this is what

they call “getting older.”

Or perhaps it has something to do with my constantly busy life.

 

In any case I grow restless.

I just finished my last book.

It takes a

long

long

time

for a minute

to pass

on a clock that doesn’t tick.

 

It’s time for some mischief.

I need you

- you -

to guide me.

Tell me, O wise ones.

What should I do?

 

I could go kill a bottle

but I [never]

drink alone.

 

I could call up a friend

but its a hassle

to press

that button on the phone.

 

Besides its friday night.

They’re probably not

alone.

 

There’s always masturbation

which is meta.

And meta.

And though it can pause cancer,

I’ll end up in the same position.

 

It’s 9.45.

Help me.

I don’t know what to do.

 

Or call me.

You know the number.

 

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