I look foward to the day…

Monday, July 5th, 2010

… when I can take the resume tab off my website.

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website redesign complete

Wednesday, May 26th, 2010

Pretty happy with myself. Took about 2 days from start to finish. Just need to update some content and thumbnails now and I’m set.

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bleargh

Monday, May 24th, 2010

School’s done. Looking for work now. Website redesign imminent.

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Small, cute girls are poop machines.

Saturday, March 20th, 2010

So… small, cute girls are basically poop machines.


No, wait. Think about it.


How much do they eat? Now, I’m not exactly what you’d call petite, but i’ve noticed on more than a few occassions that my dining partners will transform from small cute girls to small, black holes. The gaping vortex that is their stomach holds an elder god name Xirfax and he demands MEAT! (and chocolate.)


And then, how small are they? All that food has to go somewhere… and it’s definetly not their height. Or their waists. No. Let’s say a fair bit of it is converted to energy. Then there’s still the waste to deal with. And that fair bit, actually quite a big bit when you think of breakfast, lunch, midafternoon tea, and dinner… is Poop.


Furthermore, the bathroom! Why do they always go in pairs? Its because their shits are so massive that they need a second person to hold their hands and for emotional/moral support. Its exactly like giving birth. Scotty comes up and yells in the ear, “CAPTAIN! WE HAVE A BREACH IN SECTOR 3!”

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4-in-4, day 4 – perfect pictures

Tuesday, March 16th, 2010

It was so nice today, I decided to take a walk and take some pictures. The best of reside here on flickr

Here’s a sampling.

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4-in-4, day 3 – photoshop fun

Tuesday, March 16th, 2010

Used 4 headshots of diana and a few custom brushes to create this. It was pretty fun. I havn’t done anything creative with photoshop in far too long.

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4-in-4, day 2 – poetry “difficult”

Tuesday, March 16th, 2010

I was given the topic “love” to write for a poem.

difficult

thin lips and eyes
to wind –
through marriage of wine
dancing moments
and kiss from hot wings

smooth like a fire
like a
stolen hag
belly rotten green and gray
and a wind passes through the centre

(more…)

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4-in-4, day 1 – weather viz

Tuesday, March 16th, 2010

I did 4-in-4 again this spring.

On the first day of christmas…

well, I’ve never really played around with this sort of stuff so I decided to make a simple visualization of weather temperature and wind data using Processing. You can plug any image into this sketch. Just remmeber to change the width and height values. (Also, it plays nicer with even numbers). The colors it changes to depends on the outside temperature.

You can download the source and play with the app here.

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Writing Fail?

Saturday, February 6th, 2010

My idea of posting a new written thing every day is going through a bit of fail. I will perservere though. Yesterday I wrote something, but didn’t post it here. Tonight i will continue strong! However, in spirit I’m still winning. I’m averaging approx. 1 writing per day.

This is what I did last night. A bit of a cop out but… meh

It’s Friday night and

I have nothing to do.

I find

myself

at loose ends.

Once upon a time,

this would have distressed me.

Now

it’s a bit of relief.

Perhaps this is what

they call “getting older.”

Or perhaps it has something to do with my constantly busy life.

In any case I grow restless.

I just finished my last book.

It takes a

long

long

time

for a minute

to pass

on a clock that doesn’t tick.

It’s time for some mischief.

I need you

- you -

to guide me.

Tell me, O wise ones.

What should I do?

I could go kill a bottle

but I [never]

drink alone.

I could call up a friend

but its a hassle

to press

that button on the phone.

Besides its friday night.

They’re probably not

alone.

There’s always masturbation

which is meta.

And meta.

And though it can pause cancer,

I’ll end up in the same position.

It’s 9.45.

Help me.

I don’t know what to do.

Or call me.

You know the number.

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A dea

Thursday, January 21st, 2010

I’ve decided that every day next month, I shall write something. Let’s see how this holds up.

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