The first post to a blog should be spectacular. It should make make grown men cry, old ladies swoon, and legal aged hotties throw down their panties as they spasm arrythmically. It should rickroll you till your ears bleed. Stronger than goatse, faster than tubgirl, more powerful than lemonparty and funnier than the Aristocrat’s joke… when you’ve finished reading a blog’s first post, you should need a washrag and a cigarette.
So… where do I begin?